- How much do I stand out from other Asians?
- Am I really that much smaller than other people? Is Edwin that much taller than other Asians?
- How American are we really?
- Is the food better in the "mother" country?
- Will we get a cultural shock that some people talk about?
- Will we be able to get around with the amount of Chinese we know?
November 30, 2009 -------------
Hell is other people. --- that's a new one to me #theanswerman
Am I the first to see your monsters? #thatswhatshesaid #theanswerman
Got corrected by the drink server for not saying please... MY BAD? #feelbadforyou #morningbreathelastslongeronflight @unitedairlines sucks
I love Rachel McAdams movies - too bad I tried to watch the Time Traveler's Wife twice and passed out at the end... twice #dimplesrule #ionlyhaveoneandahalf
You can't do this. I showed you my monsters! #theanswerman
December 1, 2009 (one day lost due to time/space travel) -------------
I've seen straight sunlight since I left Houston @ 820am... it's 12 hours later. #shadesaredowntofakenight
Good thing I played vball Sunday ... makes this time travel more bareable. #icantsitanymore #ifijumpwillifeelzerogravity #ijumpinelevators
If my feet swell while I'm on this flight does that mean my boobies and butt are swollen too? #justcurious
FINALLY! After 80 min 5 seconds I won the spider solitaire game... #slow #notmyfastesttime #iblametimetravel
Beijing Airport -------------
I feel like we're in Monsters, Inc. At any moment we'll see a bunch of yellow suited officials jumping some careless unsuspecting foreigner screaming "2319!" #plsbeme
Who would have guessed I'd possibly be infected by a virus from the US? #coughheresagiftchina #h1n1 #seriouslyJK
"Please take your belongings and GET OFF THE TRAIN." #dontcarewhereyougo #directtranslationsareawesome
Chang An Grand Hotel -------------
Wow... now I see why they say Americans are rude. #learnChinesecustomsfaster
Holy cow... how do you turn on the lights? #itsdark #
Hi Chinese tv? I can't speak or understand Mandarin; therefore I can't read Chinese subtitles either. #racialdiscrimenation #wtharetheysaying? #iamtheotherchinese
Missed dinner and all the fancy flashing lights are out. #nothingtodoforlatenightowls #stupidamericans #damnjetlag
No one understands iced tea. #thereisnoicehere #novendingmachinesinhotel
December 2, 2009 -------------
It's 2:55 am in Beijing and I am still on Houston time - 1:55 pm #timeforlunch #itsdark #gobacktosleep #sigh
Oh! Food! Hot pot! #iamhungry #wearenotstopping :(
I wonder if they have a "Red Lantern" district... would it be inappropriate to ask our tour guide? #pervertsinBeijing #badtourists
@fuh23 is right... I am fake Chinese #pssshhh #whatareyousaying
Look! There's white people. #itsagame #itsfun #dontbesosensitive
All of these buildings and rooms look the same. It's like a maze. #ForbiddenCity #greathidenseekplace
There is minimal grass here. No wonder 9man plays on concrete. #vballreference #paranoidChineseppl #forbiddencity
I.can't.walk.anymore. #forbiddencity #tianamensquare #summerpalace
Summer Palace is way nicer... no wonder the women rule this palace. #grassandtreesarepretty #icouldlivehere #iamnotroyaltysoicant
Girl: Excuse me miss? Your food is ready. Excuse me? Hello? Me: d'oh that's me ok... #IjustlookChinese
@fuh23 & I are always hungry right about US lunch time... which ends up being 11pm or so. #weirdoAmericans
Beyonce is hot. If I had her trunk I would shake it too. #sweetdream #JayZisaluckyguy
December 3, 2009 -------------
My butt is sore from all the trekking. Oh Great Wall ... please be kind #miniChineseroadtrip
The Chinese do amazing things with rocks. #thatswhatshesaid
Two women carrying a cage full of dead pidgeons. #eeeeek #ijustate :(
@fuh23 just asked me if I was going to twit blog this whole thing. #hetries #itscute
Who knew pee pee boys would be a selling point? #drtea #reallycuteinstructor #ilovetea
42F and an hour ride on a rickshaw? #someoneisonsomemajoropium
Silk worms... #theChineseareslick #wolfinsheepsclothing #yesiamChinese
Whoa! Africans in the house #entourage #firstsighting #Chinaisnotdiverse
December 4, 2009 -------------
500 Days of Summer! Duck lunch... so fancy! #iloveDragonAir @standrewchang
I believe ... the end of one "sad chapter" brings the beginning of a happier one. #500daysofsummer #flyingmakesmesentimental
Destiny is for people who believe in fairy tales. And those who don't... maybe they're in denial. #ignoranceisbliss #randomness
Everything happens for a reason. It's up to each to figure out why. #randomness
Lady mines her cave while keeping her treasures between her fingers then throws them on the floor #ineedrubbergloves #masksareineffectual
Pee pee boy! Don't jump! The trip has only just begun :) #peepeeboywillbeworldtraveled
to be continued...
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